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[ There's a lot of "fuck you" and "eat shit" going on, and at one point Travis suplexes him backwards to give him time to behead him. Unfortunately, physics and things are different between video games, so he gets covered in blood splatter. ]

Son of a bitch! Fuck!

[Showing up with some new clothes for Travis and a cooler for that head. He sets it all down so he can clap.]

Bravo!

Wow, it's like I'm doing ranked fights all over again. Except FUCKING DULL.

[ Immediately getting naked because he doesn't wanna deal with problems of showing up in public covered in blood. ]

[Putting the head away and tossing all those bloody clothes into a plastic bag.]

You're so spoiled. Maybe he doesn't have dick lasers, but that guy was a big deal around here!

Now I've become some super vigilante, huh.

Sure.

[La la la tampering with the crime scene. It's a lot of work being an Ace Attorney character, you don't even know.]

[ Grabs him from behind and shoves Simon into a wall, looming. ]

[Grunts and glares back at him.]

What?

You don't like me all covered in blood?

You mean 'forensic evidence'?

Oh... right, stuff like that happens outside where I'm from.

[ Smears some on Simon's cheek though. :) ]

Would you cut it out? Maybe you can run around bathing in blood, but some of us have our parole to worry about! Just give me like five minutes to pin this on somebody else, okay?

[ >:T ]

You're cute when you're acting like your actual self. I'm sorry I've been so bad, Master.

[ Sits on the closed cooler with the head on it. ]

You're delirious.

[But he is a little placated now and finishes up his work, finally grabbing the cameras.]

Okay~! Ready to go.

[ Narrows his eyes. ]

You didn't record anything, did you?

Nah. I mean, I thought about it! But it's way too dangerous to keep a liability like that around. I'm lucky to have gotten to watch it even once.

Oh, yeah? With your pants around your ankles?

[ Heh. ]

I was at work. Working. More or less.

You fucking didn't watch me end that bitch? Is that what you just admitted to me?

[ Opening the cooler and picking the head out. Luckily the beam katana cauterizes the wound while cutting it off, so there's no messy dripping or other gore. ]

What are you doing with this, anyway?

I didn't say that! I had the TV on backstage. I can multitask, you know!

I wanna send it to a friend of mine. He hates the guy even more than I do.

Oh yeah? Should I kill him, too? Or is that another person you got busy with in exchange for goods and services?

Neither. He's one of my buddies from prison. You might know him as the Nickel Samurai!

And... you didn't fuck him? He's beautiful!

Hm? Well, you specified "goods and services," so...