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Simon Keyes ([personal profile] murimurimuri) wrote in [community profile] oversizedshoulderpads2015-02-10 03:06 pm
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[This one is dedicated to all the peeps who've met that special someone: The guy you can bring home to murder everyone you don't like and maybe one or two of the people you do. You haven't decided yet. But now is not the time of murdering, it's the time of hanging out watching TV shows made for children with a bunch of hoarded animals and eating shitty takeout burgers and/or ramen.]

Global Hero Onyankopon could kick Steel Samurai's ass, though.
lifehacker: (start rubbing your nipples at him)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-02-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, if he's hot, can I bone your dad?
lifehacker: (I've done some stupid shit in my life)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-02-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, man. It'll be one of those prison gangbang pornos.

[ Laughing to himself. ]
lifehacker: (A Bowflex for my nipples.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know how it works, dipshit. I'm joking.

But nope. I'm special.
lifehacker: (Testosterone levels rising)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't tell you. I know that I started a popular bloodsport trend, so there you go.
lifehacker: (Tickle my meaty ass.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
People draw a shit ton of porn of me and my twin brother fucking like rabbits. So there you go.
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Turns his head slowly to stare at Simon, imaging his head disappearing from his neck. ]
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's how I look at everyone. You never noticed?
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-01 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're creepy.
lifehacker: (A Bowflex for my nipples.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-02 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Touches his butt. ]
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Goes back to the edge of the basket, leaning over it. ]
lifehacker: (Testosterone levels rising)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-06 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't push me over the side.
lifehacker: (Put your titties in my hand.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-07 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you do. I've stopped being useful to you, yeah?
lifehacker: (Now here comes the wiener!)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2015-03-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
That option is the better one, yeah.

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