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[murimurimuri]

[This one is dedicated to all the peeps who've met that special someone: The guy you can bring home to murder everyone you don't like and maybe one or two of the people you do. You haven't decided yet. But now is not the time of murdering, it's the time of hanging out watching TV shows made for children with a bunch of hoarded animals and eating shitty takeout burgers and/or ramen.]

Global Hero Onyankopon could kick Steel Samurai's ass, though.

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[lifehacker]

Also, if he's hot, can I bone your dad?

[murimurimuri]

Dane Gustavia. He's dead to me so you can do whatever you want to him.

[lifehacker]

Hahaha, man. It'll be one of those prison gangbang pornos.

[ Laughing to himself. ]

[murimurimuri]

You've never actually been to prison, have you?

[lifehacker]

I know how it works, dipshit. I'm joking.

But nope. I'm special.

[murimurimuri]

I'm not surprised. What is it about assassins that they always seem to be above the law?

[lifehacker]

Couldn't tell you. I know that I started a popular bloodsport trend, so there you go.

[murimurimuri]

Your world is utterly terrifying.

[lifehacker]

People draw a shit ton of porn of me and my twin brother fucking like rabbits. So there you go.

[murimurimuri]

Are you one of them?

[lifehacker]

[ Turns his head slowly to stare at Simon, imaging his head disappearing from his neck. ]

[murimurimuri]

It's a joke, a joke! Don't look at me like that!

[lifehacker]

That's how I look at everyone. You never noticed?

[murimurimuri]

Is that supposed to make it less creepy?

[lifehacker]

You're creepy.

[murimurimuri]

We're both creepy.

[lifehacker]

[ Touches his butt. ]

[murimurimuri]

[Allows but ignores that and keeps flying the dang balloon.]

[lifehacker]

[ Goes back to the edge of the basket, leaning over it. ]

[murimurimuri]

[Thinks about pushing him over and chuckles to himself. Then goes over to join him, also leaning over the side.]

[lifehacker]

Don't push me over the side.

[murimurimuri]

Relax. I don't have any reason to do that.

[lifehacker]

Yeah, you do. I've stopped being useful to you, yeah?

[murimurimuri]

That doesn't mean I need to kill you. In a couple of days you won't even exist in this universe. That's a lot neater for me than having a corpse on my hands.

[lifehacker]

That option is the better one, yeah.