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[weeabird]

[Welp, you got sent up to the big house, possibly on trumped up charges. Probably, really, considering how ridiculously corrupt the court system is. Oh well! Whatcha up to? Hanging out at the cafeteria? Training your new animal partner? Weeping over your existential angst as your hair turns white?

Also prison is now co-ed. Look, there's a lot of overcrowding, okay? There are just so many criminals. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.]

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[murimurimuri]

[Maybe if I play possum I can go nap in the nurse's office—I mean. Oh noooo I'm deaaaad. Deaaaaaaaaaad.]

[cardboard_journalism]

Sss, sss, sss.

"Local Prison Bobby shocks prisoner to death! Regrets that he may have put the setting 'too high'."

[weeabird]

I am deeply distraught over the naughty monkey's tragic end. I request to be excused in order to mourn him privately in my "fancy" cell.

[thefaceofjustice]

Whaaaat??? This never happened before! Hang on, I know CPR!

[RUSHES OVER TO THE SHORTER SIMON. ...If he continues playing dead, he's going to wind up getting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.]

[murimurimuri]

[Surely if he knows CPR then he'll check for a pulse or respiration first! Surely!]

[thefaceofjustice]

[That would require some level of competency that Bobby doesn't possess.]

[murimurimuri]

[Keyes' eyes shoot open and he flails wildly. Good job Dr. Fulbright, you fixed him.]

[cardboard_journalism]

...

[ker-FLASH!]

[weeabird]

[(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ)) wwwwwwwwwwwww]