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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-07 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pleasant Boy is here to ruin a day :) or, arguably, make a day better! who doesn't want a Pleasant Boy in their life]

[Akechi sits in his usual seat, legs crossed, hands linked and chin resting on top of them as he answers]


The usual, if you will.

[punk]
Edited 2018-06-07 22:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT PASSIVE AGGRESSION IS HIS STRONG POINT!!]

[curls his hand around the mug happily, sliding it towards himself before he picks it up and takes a sip. this cafe has ruined him for any other coffee and part of him really hates it]


The more you practice, the more your skills improve. You know, I'm almost impressed.
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T RUIN GOOD COFFEE THAT WAY?? geez!!]

"Almost?"

[mirroring that offended tone, but in that kind of politely mocking way]

I hate that it's an "almost," even after all of my efforts. I suppose I just have to keep trying to make a fan out of you yet.

[siiiip]
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . ? actually kind of genuinely surprised to hear that, and the words fall from his tongue before he can stop himself]

Oh? And what is that?
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[pauses, cup lifted halfway to his lips, every muscle in his body suddenly drawn tight with tension, like the string of a bow]

. . .

I'm not exactly sure what you mean?
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . . .]

[why is he suddenly uncomfortable??]

[still, he offers up a cheery and perfectly charming response]


I suppose there is a difference between the face I wear on television and the one I wear in real life.

The camera does tend to add ten pounds, after all.
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-08 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[this PA stuff is only great when Akechi is the PA one excuse???]

Either that, or the makeup artist was having a bad day.
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-09 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . . . .]

[hahahaha what the fuck?? what the fuck!! Akechi doesn't like this, because from his perspective, he was always the one in control. the one with the answers. the one always one step ahead of Joker and his motley crew. this?? this is terrifying]


Believe it or not, Amamiya, I don't wear makeup when I'm not on camera.

[he's going to keep playing stupid until specifically called out]
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . . .]

[gently, Akechi lowers his cup back to the counter]


Well, you could always try me.

[countdown until he regrets laying down that challenge. . . . . .]
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[personal profile] doublecrows 2018-06-18 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[THE COUNTDOWN DIDN'T EVEN GET STARTED BEFORE THE REGRET SETTLED IN]

[a pause, far too long to be normal, to be anything but said regret sinking right into his gut. but as Ren surmised, he isn't talking, even after having it pointed out to him]


. . . well, that's an interesting hypothesis! Witty, and with a clever imagination? You really have it all, don't you, Amamiya?