THE DREADED SIMON BLACKQUILL INTERROGATION!!

[weeabird]

[Oh man, Blackquill is sure gonna lay into this alleged murderer! Time for one of his infamous interrogations! He's so scary and manipulative! GAZE UPON THE WARPED BUSHIDO OF THE TWISTED SAMURAI AND DESPAIR!!1

Actually though, he's sitting with his back to the table as his suspect is brought in.]

Comments

[misandroid]

[and there is in fact a distinctly murderous glint in the eye of his suspect, but she appears to be restraining herself for now as she lets herself be manhandled into the room. She's certainly not going to start the conversation though, just stare a hole into his back with unnaturally bright eyes that barely ever blink]

[weeabird]

[The old awkward silence gambit, is it? Two can play at that game! But only one can play the game of petting the prettiest and best bird. That one will be Simon Blackquill.]

[misandroid]

[if he was facing her he'd see a slight frown of what the fuck is up with that bird but as he isn't he's just going to have to deal with more silence]

[weeabird]

Did you hear, Taka? This one crushed her victim's head like an overripe melon.

[chuckles at the clearly funny thing he just said]

[misandroid]

[that earns him a derisive snort]

[weeabird]

You see? She doesn't even deny it.

[look at that smug asshole grin his smug asshole grin]

[misandroid]

As if denying it would do any good.

[weeabird]

If you wish to give up so quickly, you'll find you have an even easier time once you've made your confession.

[misandroid]

Why don't you tell me how you think I did it?

[weeabird]

And give you more time to make feeble excuses for yourself? I should think not. Why don't you give me your account of last night? If you truly have nothing to hide, that should be no trouble for you.

[DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE HE HASN'T FIGURED OUT HOW YOU DID IT OR ANYTHING]

[misandroid]

[in a tone that says she doesn't expect to be believed]

I won't deny that I was at the anti-synth rally; I heard the speech the victim made. And I did wait for him after it finished, but I only wanted to talk. When he didn't show up, I went looking for him. I found him backstage, already dead. So I left.

[weeabird]

And was there some pressing reason why you chose not to alert the authorities at that time?

[misandroid]

Would you, if you were in my place?

[weeabird]

I cooperated with the authorities so thoroughly that I was falsely imprisoned for seven years.

[wwwwwwww]

[misandroid]

Then you shouldn't have any trouble understanding why I might not want to follow in your footsteps.