The Edgeworth Gossip Party Hour

[weeabird]

[Edgeworth is out of the office... probably! At the very least he's out of earshot. And when the Chief Prosecutor is away, the weeaboos will play! Simon and Kay are hanging out in the breakroom, gossiping about the boss.]

He had quite the collection of miniatures back in my day. I wonder how it has grown in the time I've spent rotting away in the clink?

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[yatagarasu]

You should see it now! It's doubled!

[Kay grins mischievously.]

And he's branched out into 1/6 and 1/8 figures, too!

[weeabird]

Ah, how very like him. He has always been an ambitious man.

[yatagarasu]

Some things never change. [She nods solemnly.] He still won't let me hang around his collection unsupervised!

[Edgeworth probably flips out every time Kay makes a stealing joke.]

[weeabird]

If that's the case then let's go together, shall we? We'll simply supervise one another.

[yatagarasu]

[She sits up abruptly.]

Hey, that's a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? [Because you think too much about ninjas and thieves, and some things never change, Kay.]

[weeabird]

Why indeed? Perhaps you should steal credit for the idea.

[yatagarasu]

You'd let me steal credit for this idea? For real?

[GASP.]

That's super nice of you! [Shhh, Blackquill is totally nice.]

[weeabird]

Why, it's the least I can do. Do let me know if I can be of any further assistance in the future.

[slightly-more-evil-than-is-strictly-necessary chuckle]

[yatagarasu]

Hmm...well, we could tail him if he goes to Samurai Con next week. Tag-team stakeout!

[weeabird]

A fantastic idea.

It may also be prudent to adopt disguises.

[SIMON BLACKQUILL'S INNER MIND THEATER, IN A NUTSHELL: cosplay cosplay cosplay cosplay cosplaycosplaycosplaycosplay]

[yatagarasu]

Disguises? Now we're talking!

[Kay claps her hands excitedly. Look, that is good inner mind theater. Really good inner mind theater.]

Well, it's a con, so you know what the perfect disguise is for a con stakeout? [She grins knowingly at him as if she could read his inner mind theater.]

[weeabird]

Why, whatever would that be?

[Aw yeah she's gonna say cosplay. SIMON BLACKQUILL: ACE MANIPULATOR STRIKES AGAIN.]

[yatagarasu]

Cosplay! We should go cosplaying!

[Look, it really helps when the manipulator and the manipulated are along the same wavelength to begin with. Kay's eyes are sparkling, she's pumping her fist in the air...and she's going to have to ask for a day off.]