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Simon Blackquill ([personal profile] weeabird) wrote in [community profile] oversizedshoulderpads2014-12-23 11:01 am
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CAW, CAW!

[Today, in the courthouse: A large, intimidating man and his large, intimidating hawk blocking the entire vending machine.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, Byrne isn't intimidated by Manfred and moonlights as a vigilante thief, so why would he be intimidated by a dude with a hawk?

He casually reaches up to tap Simon on the shoulder. Prosecutors gotta eat too.]


Excuse me, will you be much longer?
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[Hands in pockets, Byrne walks over to the machine, and suddenly his laid-back personality drains away as he gasps, taking a big step back. Thankfully he doesn't bump right into Simon.]

What the - $18 for a Swiss roll?! [WHO DROVE THESE PRICES THROUGH THE ROOF?]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He pauses, at a loss for words as he shakes his head.]

They were never this expensive when I first shared one with my daughter...we should have a word with the higher-ups.
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Byrne sighs. Simon's right, of course. And hey, this brings him back, so it doesn't take long for him to look affable again.]

You're right. It's a deal. [He reaches into his pocket for his wallet.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods, counting out seven...eight...nine dollars.]

I'm a prosecutor. And you?
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-23 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Byrne Faraday, at your service. Maybe you'd like me to take those quarters off your hands?

[He offers two dollars - in bills.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-25 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, some people don't like coins weighing their wallets down. [He shrugs, and can't help but wonder if Manfred was like that - not liking bulging pockets the same way he didn't like prosecutors poking holes into their clothes with their badges.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-26 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Yeah no, what a joke coming from someone in chains. Byrne sighs.]

I hope that's really just a joke...
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-27 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Byrne waits patiently.]

So...theft isn't the reason why you're in chains?
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-27 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? [The truth?]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-29 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a sharp intake of breath on Byrne's part as he notes Simon's dark expression. But being a prosecutor, he's used to these kinds of cases. It's just entirely new, splitting a Swiss roll with a prosecutor who, yes, stole someone's life.]

...I see. [He doesn't say anything more and feeds the machine with his own bills. At least, until his entire half is gone.] And...what, are you on parole or something?
Edited 2014-12-29 07:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-30 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I didn't know they could do that...

[Byrne watches the Swiss roll drop from the machine, and watches it be picked up by Simon.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-31 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
We are living in different times, it seems...if the Chief Prosecutor himself would allow something like this.

[Byrne takes the Swiss roll gratefully with a nod.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2014-12-31 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're telling me.

[He takes a bite out of his Swiss roll thoughtfully, but his eyes are on the hawk. Hmm, interesting. A hawk that shows interest in the roll.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2015-01-01 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs.]

I'll just have to take your and the Chief Prosecutor's word for it.

[Byrne is fascinated by the hawk, though. A prosecutor sentenced for murder, guarded by a keeper...and accompanied by a hawk. And he thought Manfred was weird.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2015-01-01 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles. Nope, no judgment here...but lols Hawk the Hawk.]

Now that I think about it...considering the kind of prison we have, I'm not surprised you're allowed a hawk.
Edited 2015-01-01 14:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2015-01-02 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I see...so, he never had stage fright? First trial jitters?

[A laugh.]
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2015-01-03 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised at the kinds of lawyers who get stage fright.
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[personal profile] promisecutor 2015-01-04 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs.]

First trial. Butterflies in my stomach. But I'm sure the feeling isn't uncommon.