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[Fresh meat in the clink! He's gives off the impression of being weak and sad, but he spends all his time hanging around the Supplier, so it's not like he's gotten a lot of shit about it. Today he's treating the animals with mudpacks! And maybe also training them to bite people whenever no one is watching.]

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[Yes it is time for Shoe's mudpack because cats absolutely love mudpacks right? So here comes Matt carrying his cat, much to the disappointment of the prison guard who was spending the entirety of his shift doing nothing but playing with Shoe.]

...Dude, isn't the circus on Saturday? You're like, kinda early.

It is? Seriously? Oh no, I totally messed up!

Yeah, that's really weird that they let you in here. But while you're here, would you mind giving Shoe his spa treatment? I don't like that toupee guy touching my cat.

Sure, no problem. I'm already here, so I'll take good care of the little guy.

Thanks dude! Shoe appreciates it. [No he doesn't.]

[taking the cat]

I've seen Shoe around. He's a playful kitty.

He just knows how to put on a good performance for his fans. He has a lot of them.

That must be what they call a star presence!

[I'll bet toupee guy never managed to get the cat to accept his muddy fate so quickly.]

If he gets any more famous he's gonna need his own manager. Mine's totally busy running my own schedule. Do you know any animal managers, dude? Like... I guess either people that manage animals or animals that are managers, I'm not sure which is better.

My ex-monkey used to be able to manage the other animals! Maybe I can introduce you next time the circus is performing.

No need dude, I'll have my people talk with the monkey people. [Starts talking into his wrist.]

Edited 2014-12-27 16:52 (UTC)

[Watching that idly while he works on the cat.]

Of course, I should have known. That's only natural for a TV star.

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