Simon Blackquill (
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oversizedshoulderpads2014-10-05 04:57 pm
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[And so, in the midst of the most terrible typhoon of the year, our crime-fighting duo find themselves stranded in Fool Bright's apartment. Simon prowls the premises, looking for things to psychoanalyze.]
Your action figures are dusty. Have I been running you so ragged you don't even have the time to play with your friends after school?
Your action figures are dusty. Have I been running you so ragged you don't even have the time to play with your friends after school?

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Yeah, you probably shouldn't touch anything until I clean up. If I knew we'd be trapped here today I would have done it this morning!
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Are you concerned that I might be looking for something to fob off on my fellow condemned? You needn't worry. The men of the clink are only interested in certain types of contraband; I doubt I would find any such things in a house of justice.
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[Puts a towel and dry shirt into Simon's hands, then wanders off a bit again, apparently forgetting the fact that it's impossible for Simon to change while wearing cuffs.]
Want any coffee? Or hot cocoa?
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Not even a little cream in it?
[To the kitchen!!]
Well, I'm not sure if this is really better than your cell, with all the cozy furniture they've been giving prisoners, but make yourself comfortable!
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[Does he sneak a peek at those pecs? Of course he does. But that's all; the most important objective to fulfill here is to plop himself down on Fool Bright's couch and get it as wet as possible until the dotard remembers to come take his handcuffs off.]
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[Returns in some minutes with coffee for Simon and a hot cocoa for himself.]
You should get out of that wet coat before you catch a cold, Prosecutor Blackquill!
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[Taking the coffee and giving it a sip.]
Aren't you forgetting something, Fool Bright?
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[Takes out the key and kneels down in front of the couch to unlock the cuffs.]
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Hang this up somewhere. I won't have it smelling musty in the morning.
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So what are we doing next, Prosecutor Blackquill? Working on the case? Unfortunately, the files got wet, too...
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Do you have cable?
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[Turning back to look at Simon.]
...Aren't you going to take off the rest of your clothes?
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Hmph. In that case, how do you fritter away your spare time?
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I go wherever I'm needed, helping the downtrodden in my pursuit of justice! Why, just yesterday I spent the whole morning holding doors open for people.
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And when there is nowhere you are needed?
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[Simon clearly has no taste.]
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Aren't you going to get out of your wet clothes? If you're worried about me watching, you may change in the other room.
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I'd better put these back on you, anyway. [Picks up shackles.]
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